Got it yet? Eh? Got it yet? Course you have. All of you have. Apart from @littlelightwork who hasn’t quite got it yet.
I’m talking about Olympic Fever!
29 days to go. 29 of the fuckers! Or, 589 days to go until the Winter Olympics, if you like dat sort of ting.
Are we excited? Are we frothing at the gash?
Me? I couldn’t give a flying one, a flying two, or a squadron of flying farks. But, I know one person who’s loving all this.
Bo Jo.
Boris Johnson.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Statesman, writer, journalist, village idiot.
Here is my crafty corner tribute to the man who made this happen. The man who puts the ‘ought to remain dumb’ into ‘dumb blonde’. The man who, my good friend and fellow fishfinger sandwich aficienado, @dickiedaviseyes has the best story ever in the history of the whole world about.
Again, if you wish to recreate this in your own home then please let me know and I’ll send over the instruction sheet.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Boris Johson in crafty corner stylii. Thanks for looking, and happy crafting!
Fantabulous. I had the pleasure of shouting at this man about brooms. This is bringing the memories all flooding back to me through this wonderful piece of modern art!
More accurate than it has any right to be. A joy to behold
Thank you senor.
That looks so uncannily like BoJo, it’s as if he was IN YOUR FLAT, stealing all your biscuits. Wrong’un.
Excellent crafting.
Are you sure you weren’t secretly thinking of Christopher Biggins when you drew this, it looks more like him?
No glasses, so couldn’t be Biggins could it?
And doesn’t he just go by Biggins? The one name thing? Like Seal, Sting and Noddy?
Since you mention Noddy Holder, I now can’t look at the sock without thinking of him.
Uncanny! Is that really an actual genuine Spencer foot in the sock? Looks a bit lumpy; you ought to bin the stilettos. Am honoured to have been namechecked…
I love it! The resemblance to Mr J is uncanny!
xx