Got it yet? Eh? Got it yet? Course you have. All of you have. Apart from @littlelightwork who hasn’t quite got it yet.
I’m talking about Olympic Fever!
29 days to go. 29 of the fuckers! Or, 589 days to go until the Winter Olympics, if you like dat sort of ting.
Are we excited? Are we frothing at the gash?
Me? I couldn’t give a flying one, a flying two, or a squadron of flying farks. But, I know one person who’s loving all this.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Statesman, writer, journalist, village idiot.
Here is my crafty corner tribute to the man who made this happen. The man who puts the ‘ought to remain dumb’ into ‘dumb blonde’. The man who, my good friend and fellow fishfinger sandwich aficienado, @dickiedaviseyes has the best story ever in the history of the whole world about.
Again, if you wish to recreate this in your own home then please let me know and I’ll send over the instruction sheet.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Boris Johson in crafty corner stylii. Thanks for looking, and happy crafting!